I fucking hate everything so much right now that I won't even bother to spell check this. I'm that bad-ass.

I hate the way you squeeze the toothpaste tube and that old toothpaste that's been exposed to the air comes out and you know it's not really as fresh as the one in the tube and looks kind of flaky but you have to wash your teeth with it cause you're sure as heck not wasting any toothpaste, boy!

I hate it how you sometimes go to the bathroom to take a really huge dump, like epic proportions, and find out you're constipated and you heeve and push for hours and in the end just a little turd plops out, insulting you and all your effort and for the rest of the day your anus is swolen from the blood you pumped up in there while trying to push logs.

I hate the commercials on TV with all those happy mother fuckers smyling with perfect teeth and ingesting that bullshit, spraying it on or washing their perfect little faces in it, intrerupting my daily television zombification, or worse, when HBO puts something good on and I have to go to the toilet but MAN IT'S THE BEST SCENE I CAN'T MISS IT SHIT SHIT SHIT.

I hate the fact that I get to see so many stupid people everywhere I look and that there is little I can do about it. I hate those myspace, facebook etc fucktards that think having 100000 friends online makes them a better person or that anyone will give a shit about their bland daily lifes.

I hate it when someone starts to talk about the plot of a movie and gives me every minute insignificant detail or talks about some shitty romantic comedy I will never want to watch and they don't get the hint that I don't care at all, but they just go on and on and it doesn't seem like they are about to stop any time soon.

I hate it when after a rain or snow everything turns to mud and you can't walk a few feet without getting both your shoes and the lower part of your pants dirty.

I hate these fucking porcelein dolls mom keeps buying and stacking them one after the other on the shelves. Right now there are about 15 of them and they annoy the fuck out of me with their dead eyes and cutesy clothes. I just want to peek to see if they are annatomicly corect in every way. why the fuck did she have to choose this as a hobby? I liked it better when she was obsessed with plants, at least those served some purpose, but dolls just gather dust and SIT THERE and everyone HAS to comment on how wonderful they are wether they want it or not, so it will not hurt her feelings.

I hate the fact that my brother is a complete moron. Yes, if you are reading this right now, I really do hate the fact that you are older than me but yet I have to teach you all the basic stuff and hope to god you don't choke on that half a steak you just stuffed down your throat in one go. cut your fucking food into smaller bits, this is not a race, stop talking with your mouth full and don't drink that much at the table when there are guests, asking for seconds is never a good thing.

I hate all these projects I have to do for college and all the completely bogus shit that has no connection with my end job. I hate that guy with his screwed up teeth that always acts like an all knowing ass and thinks he will get away with it. Speaking of, I hate that guy who bullied me during school for an entire year. I WILL find you and torture you to death, I think that using a hammer to smash all your bones one by one sounds like a good ideea.

I hate cutters, bulimics, vegetarians, exercise freaks and so on, people that think that their body is a "canvas" and need to tattoo some kind of butterfly on their ass because "it's in the memory of my dead grandmother who loved butterflies". you're not doing it for your rotting corpse of a relative, you're doing it because you're a slut with 1/4 of a personality and your ass is the most impressive thing about you, which is very sad if you think about it.

I hate that rappers always spew out so much bull and even get money for it so they can buy more bling for their hoes and bitches and trick out their rides. It's an entirely retarded culture that needed to die in the crib, with it's head caught up in the bed dash, or after trying to eat a small toy (you should realy not leave those around children). By the way, why the fuck do parents smoke near their children? You want your kid developing cancer at 7 from second hand smoking, you pig fucking, vomit inducing, dick ingesting waste of organs? why not just give him a gun to play some russian rulette, save some money on the chemo.

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